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Here we have an example of “Cutielingus.” Take note of how the tongue is in constant contact with the cutie mark.
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![Pillow Fight [pil-oh fahyt]
noun
1. Slang. The act of a pegasus play fighting with their wings.
Use: “Me and Thunderstruck got into a pretty sweet pillow fight the other day. As usual, my awesome wings came out on top.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37dkfwJow1rs7a4zo1_500.png)
![Featherface [feth-er-feys]
noun
1. Theater.
a. the act of wearing feathers to impersonate a griffon for comedic effect; now considered offensive.
Use: “That featherface comedy act was a hoot! It made me glad that Griffons have their own country to act up in.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37d5iNt1Y1rs7a4zo1_500.png)
![Bootyfly [boo-tee-flahy]
noun
1. Slang. A pony that regularly uses magic wings to fit in amongst pegasi, usually seeking sexual encounters.
Use: “Why are you such a bootyfly, Sparkle Shine? Just find a unicorn… unless you’re a pegasexual, too.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37cinkO9W1rs7a4zo1_500.png)
![Handsexual [hand-sek-shoo-uhl]
adjective
1. (of a pony) Sexually attracted to creatures possessing hands.
Use: “Lyra is definitely handsexual. Did you see how close she tried to get to Iron Will?”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fx7ioHXD1rs7a4zo1_500.png)
![Head Over Haunches [hed oh-ver hawnchez]
adverb, adjective
1. Infatuated, obsessed.
Use: “Everypony’s head over haunch for that new filly Twilight Sparkle brought to school.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29dmmUPEi1rs7a4zo1_500.png)
![Shoehorning [shoo-hawrn-ing]
verb (with object)
1. To force into a limited or tight space.
verb (without object)
2. Slang: Placing or wearing shoes on a unicorn’s horn.
Use: “I’ve never seen Sparkle Shine wear those glass slippers. She’s definitely shoehorning.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ddeNr151rs7a4zo1_500.png)
![Horse Bath [hawrs bath]
noun
1. A quick sponge or towel bath.
Use: “Would it hurt you to take more than a horse bath? I already know what you and Apple Butter get up to, there’s not reason I have to smell it!”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29cvsmSpB1rs7a4zo1_500.png)
![Manty [man-tee]
noun, plural -teez
1. A pony who is friendly towards manticores.
Use: “I heard Fluttershy tamed a manticore with her ‘Kindness.’ Guess that means she’s both a leafy and a manty.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29coweKCA1rs7a4zo1_500.png)